Friday, February 13, 2009

Lovin' to Love Love with Jap-Buster Johnson Friday!

Hey! Tomorrow is Valentine's Day! That means love is in the air!

Know what else is in the air? Jap-Buster Johnson:


Jap-Buster Johnson. Ace pilot for the United States Armed Forces, allowed to fly and drop bombs despite his obvious "lazy eye." He's Jap-Buster Johnson.
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Jap-Buster Johnson. He apparently had a tendency to just take off without orders or filing flight plans of any kind. He's Jap-Buster Johnson.
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Jap-Buster Johnson. If there was one thing he enjoyed more than shooting down Japs, it was shooting down more Japs. He's Jap-Buster Johnson.
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Jap-Buster Johnson. Before he'd kick your ass, he'd let you know exactly what part of the Geneva Convention you were violating, so you'd know you were getting a righteous beating from a real American. He's Jap-Buster Johnson.
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Jap-Buster Johnson. Pilot. Ass-kicker. Diplomat. Bigot at a time when that was okay as long as your obsessive hatred was limited to Japanese people. Advocate for Bomber Pilots with Moderate Visual Impairments. He's Jap-Buster Johnson!

See you Tuesday (sorry, Monday is a holiday)!

6 comments:

D.B. Echo said...

I'm sorry, I'm fixated on the idea of the "Flaming Thunderbolts" - the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" spinoff of the Thunderbolts.

Seattle Sailor said...

Seriously, this may be the best dialogue ever, in any medium. Ever.

TF said...

this made me laugh and sickened me at the same time.
I'm feeling conflicted...

Allergy said...

That's one hell of a Valentine's present... with a load of meat and hunch.

Anonymous said...

That was hilarious!!!

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