Wow, I've been swamped. No promises for the next few days, but I'll do what I can. Bear with me!
Meanwhile, from Hit Comics #2... Who's the half-naked caped dude that's a sex machine with all the chicks?
Hercules.... Joe Hercules.
He's a half-naked man and no one understands him but those wooooooommmmeeeennnn!
Sorry. I had this on the brain:
Hey, wasn't there a paper shortage in the 1940's that caused a lot of comic books to be destroyed? I think I've figured out where that shortage came from:
It seems like if you're printing newspapers big enough to be a quilt for an average-sized man, you're using too much paper in the process.
Kids, ask your grandfather what a newspaper is.
See? Granted, the Red Bee was pretty unimaginative in naming his bees, but considering how many bees are in a hive, he probably went through a lot of names.
Speaking of unfortunate names:
For those who don't know, "tinkle" is slang for "urinate." This would have been a hilarious feature if it had been about a character with bladder control issues.
But it wasn't.
Let's wrap things up with some Fun with Out of Context Dialogue! (tm!):
I guess not everything about prison is that bad.
Zing! Thank you, thank you! Drive home safely!
I'll do my best, gang! Hope to see you tomorrow!