Because we can't do Batman every day.
Here's something I didn't notice back when we covered Boy Meets Girl #10:
Hmmmmm.... "Independent Sixteen" may cost you your independence for 16 years, depending on the consent laws in your State. I don't care how much winkin' she's doin', fellas... it ain't worth prison.
On to the next issue!
So... Ann's parents are telling her to date around? What are they, her pimps? You're in a healthy, committed relationship with a fine young man, Ann. And we expect you to put a stop to it or we will!
Man... they're pretty hardcore. Unless Ann and Hal are talking about marriage or something, they should probably count their blessings that their daughter isn't dating around. What awful parenting.
See? Now she has a date with a boy named, "Stuffy." This is what happens when you don't leave well enough alone. Learn from this, parents!
Also, Hal has been totally friend-zoned:
Oh, man... DENIED! And call me a pig, but it seems like Hal should be rather insulted that he's been placed in the same league as every boy she dates. Will you be needing that knife back, Ann?
Enough of her. On to some girl in nursing school whose name I forget:
Well... I guess it ain't sexual harassment if she likes it, but don't do what Nicky did, fellas. There's nonsense you can only get away with if you're rich. If that guy from 50 Shades of Gray wasn't a billionaire, he'd have been on a sex offender registry somewhere. That's the power of cash.
Ah... silliness! See you tomorrow!