All kinds of fun from Golden Age Captain America Comics #9:
This is Betty Ross. No, not the one who was the object of Bruce Banner's affections. This is the original one. They went with "Betty Ross" because of "Betsy Ross," which she was occasionally called for a while. Get it? Because it's Captain America and some writers have no shame.
Anyway, Cap reacts as any macho man would:
Geez, Betty. No means no!
Good timing, Bucky! I think you just prevented a sexual assault!
You haven't what, Betty? YOU HAVEN'T WHAT?
Betty is probably on a sex offender registry somewhere.
And now, another installment of Well.... Touche! (tm!)
Well.... Touche! (tm!)
We're a bit overdue for a look at the Hurricane, Master of Speed!:
His origin is too complicated for me to figure out. They apparently spent the time that normally would have been spent designing clothing for the man and made his origin as convoluted as possible. I think he was supposed to be Mercury in some respect, but I can't put it together. All I know is that if you're a hero in Captain America Comics, prepare to run around half-clothed if you aren't the title character.
See you tomorrow!