From Pep Comics #37:
I don't know about you, but I would buy the heck out of a comic called Knifey Gordon and Smooch Schultz.
Here's a bit of cautionary house-addery:
I've heard of "rib-tickling," but "rib-breaking"? They aren't clowning around with Zip Comics. If I had a comic that was "rib-breaking," you'd have to sign a waiver before I let you read it.
My Oriental room... wrecked! My guard... murdered! My eyes and tongue... yellowed!
Seriously, pal... I think you need to be checked for hepatitis.
Here's a look at Archie Andrew's first dog, Oscar:
Most of us now know that Archie's dog is a shaggy beast called "Hot Dog." At least, that was the case the last I checked. I can only assume that Oscar had to be put down because judging by this illustration, I presume he had a rage disorder.
See you tomorrow!