Just for something new, I checked out Crash Comics #2, starring Strongman. Here's what I've learned about my first reading of a Strongman story:
He likes to wander around and look for problems.
He's supposedly very strong. So, I'll accept the notion that he jump really high.
But then we have this:
We have the man breaking down a brick wall with his fists.
So, you ask yourself, what is his origin? Is he an alien? Was he exposed to radiation? Has he taken some sort of medication? What gives him such might power?
I kid you not.
Soooooooooo.... moving on. Let's try and swallow that bit of information with some Fun with Out of Context Dialogue! (tm!):
Well... that's not an appropriate thing for a girl to ask her father, but who am I to judge?
From Robert Gillis, we bring you some Wait.... what? (tm!):
I don't even want to know what Plans "L" and "J" are. I quit reading after, "You called me Editor Perry White instead of just plain Perry White."
See you tomorrow!