From World's Finest #116:
I don't care how reformed the guy says he is, Bruce; Whatever he brings out of that kitchen, I wouldn't eat it.
You know what always makes for a good time? Monkeys.
Especially monkeys that use projectile weaponry. You can't possibly get tired of seeing that.
Hey! It's a weird thing!:
Now, in 1960, what the heck kind of photo am I going to have with an image so small that I can shove it onto a ring?
Say, Adam, what's that on your ring?
Why, it's a photo of my woman!
Um.... it looks like an eyebrow.
That's all I could fit on the ring.
Good times.... good times.
See you tomorrow!