Friday, December 7, 2007

More on That Stupid Clock


You don't understand, Superboy! I must destroy it, because Pluto is no longer considered a planet! It's a star! Or something! I don't know, I wasn't paying that much attention! All I know is that your clock is scientifically inaccurate, and as such, it is UGLY! And so it must DIE! AIIIIIIEEEEEEE!

I should have been writing comics back in the day. At least the dialogue.
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Yup, kids! Drive your very own American tank! Perfect for defending freedom and liberty from weapons of mass destruction (both real and imagined by Dubya) and commies!

No, wait.... we aren't afraid of the commies any more, are we? Who are we scared of now? Oh, yeah. Take two:

Yup, kids! Drive your very own American tank! Perfect for defending freedom and liberty from weapons of mass destruction (both real and imagined by Dubya) and commies hom'sexuals!

My favorite part of the add is their tagline:


That's good stuff right there. Kinda dirty, but not enough to get me prosecuted. Right in the old "gray area," that's where we like it.

4 comments:

Sea_of_Green said...

"Real periscope lets you see the enemy without exposing yourself."

Ah-HA. So THAT's what periscopes are for ...

Michael-Sensei said...

I'm confused. Is it a "General Sherman" or a "General Patton" tank. Either way, a tank for under 5 bucks is quite a bargain.

SallyP said...

So why can't we build them for that price nowadays?

tomztoyz said...

Ha Ha, seeing this ad again brings back some fond memories. Remember the one with the "Real Life-Size Frankenstein Monster"? My friend mailed away for that & it was a cheap flimsy poster, ha ha! My cousin ordered a real Atomic Sub & it was a cardboard box...I love these old ads!!

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