Wayne Sallee got himself a great deal on the Superman Archives Volume One Hardcover and shared a great Saga in Three Panels (tm!) from Superman #1:
If you have to think that long about it, the girl is just going to be insulted. Trust me on that one.
Did I ever tell you about this girl I met when I was working at a liquor store in Springfield, Mo back in the 80's? I was in undergrad and this very pretty young lady came in. I was my usual adorable self, but I was still surprised when she came back later that evening. I got her number and...
Well... long story short, fellas: Make sure you get her name when you get her number. I called, and could have sworn she said her name was Renee. She answered and told me that there was no one by that name at that number (this was before caller ID and all that). I was too embarrassed to admit I didn't have the right name, so I wrote that off as a loss. I saw her later on campus and she gave me a strained "get bent" smile. Blarg. It wasn't meant to be...
Anyway, that's a mighty fine Story in Three Panels (tm!) right there! Thanks, Wayne!
Okay, I've got to find me some Ultra-Man. Since he's the only one on there that didn't stand the test of time, I can only hope he's got some clunker stories buried somewhere.
Hey! It was Light Lass getting slapped, so bonus!
That "corset" costume of Cosmic Boy's was seriously bad, by the way. Off to the Costume Hall of Shame (tm!) with it!
Thanks, Wayne and Robert!
See you all tomorrow!