Let's check out some Action Comics covers... because why not?
I'm not ashamed to admit it: This is the first time Lois Lane has struck me as being remotely interesting. Whatever you're doing, Lois, keep it up!
Hmmmm... you say you only need Superman's shirt to complete your collection of "S" shirts?
Well, (a) that's a really stupid thing to collect, and you're talking to a guy who literally collected rubber bands as a child.
And, (b), I think you're missing the most awesome one of all:
Finally, check this out:
Oh, Lois, we'll have none of your false modesty. You're totally grooving on this.
Actually, Lois is having yet another one of her brain-damaged episodes. What caused this one? Check it out:
For those of you scoring at home, Lois Lane saw evidence that Clark and Supes are one in the same and this was so shocking to her that she developed some kind of mental disorder. Mind you, Lois accused Clark of being Superman at least every other Thursday until he finally spilled the beans to her. Lois would have been more surprised to find out that the Daily Planet cafeteria no longer served blue cheese salad dressing than to be confronted with proof that Clark and Supes were one and the same.
Oh, comics... why must you test my love?
See you tomorrow!