When you dress up like a bat and make everything bat-related, you are probably going to be a little unorthodox. And that's really all we have to say to segue into Batman #118:
I guess skates are better than nothing, but if you're down the "Bat Skates," you really haven't adequately prepared or equipped yourself for this particular task.
Then again, you could always steal something:
You know just as well as I do that, despite what Robin is saying, someone is out one boat.
But then, it's all worth it when Batman shows up at the guy's trial and wants to do this:
People thought it would somehow assist the prosecution until the mounting and dry-humping began.
So, a week and a day after I lost my dear friend Emma, I'm out walking Tux and this guy came from nowhere and followed me home:
I've taken to calling him "Uncle Walter," after the Ben Folds Five song:
.... which really isn't fair to him, because he's extremely smart and very well-behaved. It was the way he just walked into the house as if to say, "Do you live here? I think I'll live here, too! What time is breakfast, and can't it be now?"
See you Monday!