Action Comics #257 is where it's at today, hepcats!
Well, that was unconvincing!
Uh... well, they were my real parents on Krypton. And, as you can see, I'm prominently displaying statutes of them and not you in my Fortress of Solitude. But I'm just as fond of you!
Yeah, that was dripping with sincerity there, Supes.
You know what we don't have enough of in comics? Garganto.
Hey, let's judge Lois by her proficiency with baked goods!
Wow! We went from "pretty good baker" to "wife material" with that one! That must have been some pie!
This slays me. Mind you, the whole thing is a scam. And they don't even bother rolling the fake time-bubble out of sight... but Supes doesn't even notice it.
And before you think I'm being too hard on Supes, check it out:
See? I know he has his fans, but Supes has terrible judgment.
Finally, we see one last super-power:
Before we wrap it up, let's take a look at yet another CMNS meme (because we can never have enough) I like to call....
Yeah! REVENGE! (tm!)
See you Monday!