Let's say for a second that an alien lands in your backyard. What do you do?
Do you: (a) Hide and call the authorities for help
(b) Arm yourself as a precaution before approaching them
(c) Take whatever object of unknown origin or purpose they give you and put it around your own neck, hoping that it doesn't scramble your brains or quickly constrict your airways and choke the life out of you?
I presume that most of us have enough sense to do (a) or (b). Not Batman:
Probably universal translators. Or shock collars. Whatever. We won't know until we slip these noose-like devices around our throats, will we?
You know what's even more amazing that aliens. This:
Mind you, I have never seen Bruce Wayne so much as make his own peanut butter sandwich when Alfred is around, but he does his own landscaping? Really?
Tune in next time when:
That's right. Random Ray Usage!(tm!) With Bonus Disfigurement! (tm!)
Because if you're a super-villain, that makes a lot more sense than coming up with a ray that will just kill a guy.
See you tomorrow!