Thursday, January 15, 2015

Drugs, Starvation Diets, Massage, Exercises and Laxatives



So, I'm checking out Boy Meets Girl Comics #5, and I learn that a hotel stenographer apparently used to be a thing.  Your finer hotels apparently had a secretarial pool for travelling business types and they could call up a girl to write things for you.  I'm well old enough to remember when stenography was a course in high school, but this was new to me.

Anyway, this is Alice.  She's a hotel stenographer:


For those of you scoring at home, Charlie did ask her for a date, albeit in the most unmanly way imaginable.  And, also for the record, Alice totally refused.  Don't feel bad, Charlie!  It's hard to land a chick with hair shorter than your own who wears a bow-tie.

And, as you might imagine, Alice gets propositioned a lot by travelling men:


Wow, Mr. Rivers.  You gave her a whole dollar when you asked her out and she still declined?  WHAT DO WOMEN WANT FROM US?

I swear to you, I didn't doctor this panel:


Wow.  That is either the greatest or most horrible sister ever.

Of course, it's some weight loss thing:


Wait a minute... I kind of groove on some of those things it's telling me aren't going to happen.  I'll let you guess which three. 


Oh, Alice!  You vixen!

See you tomorrow!

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