Some positive affirmations from Handsome Bizarro Superman in Action Comics #255!:
Indeed! What is difference when you still handsome! She lucky girl, for sure!
Bizarro became much more entertaining when he began speaking in opposites.
Meanwhile, over in Pep Comics #53, Jughead's cousin shows up and all the guys want a date with her, sight-unseen. Then she shows up looking like this:
Point of Order #1: Why is anyone surprised? I mean, look at Jughead. What did you think a relative of his is going to look like.
Point of Order #2: This exact same plot was used in Pep #33. Maybe it's a deliberate running gag that Jughead's cousins are always going to be unfortunate-looking. Regardless, I don't see why the Riverdale lads didn't learn from that the first time.
Interestingly enough, Jughead's cousin showed herself as a binge eater before Jughead ever did:
Archie fans know that Jughead's appetite would later surpass that of his cousin. It's kind of odd that Jughead's trademark surfaced in a relative of his first.
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Have Jughead and his cousin ever been seen in the same place at the same time, cause.....just sayin.
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