Okay, just in case people think I was being rough on Mary Jane Watson yesterday, let's take a look at Betty Brant Leeds, or Betty Brant Leeds, as the case may soon be, from Amazing Spider-Man #184:
So where do we begin?
(A) If you find out a girl has ever walked out on a guy without telling him and there wasn't some form of abuse involved, show said girl the door;
(B) If an ex-girlfriend comes to you to complain about her husband, things will NOT end well. Again, show said girl the door.
and (C) If a woman ever suggests a romantic relationship and she is still married, run as fast as you can until you see a copy of the divorce decree that has been signed by a judge and file-stamped by the appropriate court clerk.
Marvel Comics: Promoting Bad Decisions Since 1938
See you tomorrow!
That second image really needs to be added to every box of Spider-Man Valentines out there.
ReplyDeleteShe's got nice knees.
ReplyDeleteYeah, this is all kind of fishy. She's leaving the guy because he's away on business a lot?
ReplyDeleteHow about this? Learn some freakin' French and make some friends?