Wait, so you don't strain the vermouth through a luxurious carpeting of chest hair? 'Cause that's how I make my martinis. (Try this fun garnish: belly button lint!)
Tony Stark walks into a bar and asks for a "Martinus". Don't you mean, "Martini"? inquires the bartender. Tony snaps back, "Look if I wanted two, I'd order two!" (Thanks to Wayne & Shuster for that one.
I usually take my clothes off after 3 or more martinis.
ReplyDeleteThen again, I don't have a snazzy superhero costume to keep clean.
Is it just me, or is this guy wearing a "Tron" helmet?
ReplyDeleteWait, so you don't strain the vermouth through a luxurious carpeting of chest hair? 'Cause that's how I make my martinis. (Try this fun garnish: belly button lint!)
ReplyDeleteno martini no party, I guess.
ReplyDeleteTony Stark walks into a bar and asks for a "Martinus".
ReplyDeleteDon't you mean, "Martini"? inquires the bartender.
Tony snaps back, "Look if I wanted two, I'd order two!"
(Thanks to Wayne & Shuster for that one.