First, from oft-contributor sPat!
As sPat pointed out, there's a Viagra joke hiding in there somewhere. The next time I'm feeling randy, I'm going to tell Beloved that I've become Giant-Man. Once she stops the hysterical laughter, it'll be the kind of night Barry White sings about. Yeah!
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And from longtime reader and first-time contributor Nick Danger:
Aquaman, King of the Seas and Human Netti Pot!
For those who don't get the joke, here's a little visual aid for ya!:
The scary thing is, Beloved has one of these things. I wish I were joking.
Thanks for the help, sPat and Nick Danger!
See you all tomorrow!
There's just something timeless about Wasp/Giant Man jokes.
ReplyDeleteThat Neti Pot commercial gets really gross around 30 seconds in - ewww!!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE my Neti Pot!!
ReplyDeleteJust discovered your marvelous blog. Thanks!
as if the giant man bit wasn't spectacular enough. the neti pot. my god. . . . . . . can't react. . . . . . too much. i expect it'll hit me at work tomorra an i'll be out of action for half an hour!! love this blog!!!!
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Who sez this blog can't have real world applicability? Why, the wife mentioned just a day after Adam's post that she would start using the Neti Pot she received as a gift from a friend. Sheer coincidence! Seems as though her first try at it was spectacularly unsuccessful. But when I directed her to this site and the instructional video posted thereon, she was renewed with confidence that she too could successfully pour saltwater through her nasal cavity. This story is absolutely, positiviely, 100% true.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that you told the world that I have a Neti Pot. You're in soooooooo much trouble!!!!!
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Is that Yarnell from Shields and Yarnell?
ReplyDeleteWait isn't that Aquaman's hand????
ReplyDeleteI gues no one told him you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose