This is the second time I found mail-order shoes this week! It's mail-order shoes madness!
From Avengers v1 #19. Be ye warned:
Quicksilver touches what he pleases. Share not a sauna with Quicksilver.
Yeah, that record would cause quite a riot with those kick-ass songs like "Volare" and "My Girl." That wild rock n'roll makes the kids crazy, CRAZY I tells ya! Just check out those teenage hooligans in the lower left corner. Next thing you know, they'll be catching the scene and digging each other's styles!
From Avengers v1. #20:
Yeah, my real worry is that you're pointing right at my schlong. Stop it.
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How to turn a boy into a man:
Responsible gunplay. Preferably involving squirrels.
Daisy BB Gun needs to come with a disclaimer: “Warning, BB Gun will not protect you against Quicksilver "bad Touching” or Projecto-pervs who visit your bedroom late at night. Remember to yell, “I need an adult!” in such cases.”
ReplyDeleteIn 1894 a boy had to learn to act like a man--like when he shouldered his trusty rifle and joined his neighbors in a lynching.
ReplyDeleteNo,Daisy, don't bring back the old days!
Shouldn't a company specializing in such man-learnin' and death dealin' have a name that's a little less girly?
ReplyDeleteGeez, guys, the way you're all freaking out over a BB gun I hope none of you accidentally tune into "A Christmas Story" this holiday season.
ReplyDeleteOh that naughty Quicksilver.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of squirrels, is anyone besides me horrified at the knowledge that there was/is a heroine called Squirrel Girl out there, somewhere ?
ReplyDelete-- cleome45