More from Adventure Comics #375, a story so stupid I couldn't cover it all in one day:
That's right! If you kill one of our buddies, you are disqualified, so watch yourselves! You don't want to get disqualified, do you?
Sure, Garth. She'll be fine. It's just a friendly contest between colleagues. No one is really taking this seriously.....
... except, apparently, for Karate Kid, who will beat the holy hell out of anyone who crosses his path.
The story ended with a whimper, so let's put the book down, shall we? And if any of the Legion's actions have left you with that burning, itching sensation...
Yup. Preparation L.
And, just in case you haven't previously been warned:
Really? Everything I think will be held against me? Even the dirty stuff?
Because that stuff with me and Selma Hayek was her idea, I swear.
But how did Bouncing Boy win?
ReplyDeleteIt turns out it wasn't Bouncing Boy, but Chameleon Boy disguised as Bouncing Boy (because, as well all know, fat people can't succeed at anything).
ReplyDeleteWatch it, Adam! Semla Hayek may be held against you!
ReplyDeleteI love the three-on-one strategy they're using here. Real sportsmanlike there, LSH.
ReplyDeleteHoo boy, that's a spectacularly BAD story. Gotta love the Legion.
ReplyDeleteIt's the Legion, Sea. They're ALL spectacularly bad!
ReplyDeleteWell...except for Matter-Eater Lad, who is just the ginchiest.
I so want Selma Hayek to be held against me...
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