Previously, he was an actual judge. Now he's a cowboy? See what's happening here? It's the secret origin of the Village People!
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A cop who Clark likes so much that he pulls a boner? All we need is the guy with the big moustache, and we've got ourselves a band!
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No matter how certain I was of my invulnerability, I would never test it with a buzz saw to my groin.
Well, considering how old Pa Kent is, and the fact that he's never sired any children, I'd wager he's "shootin' blanks" and wouldn't even miss his shriveled, bluish member. Hell, he should just slather it in plastique and blast the useless thing off! That'll show his dingus who's boss!
ReplyDeleteI will refrain from making a Cowboy / Fudge Judge / Brokeback Mountain joke. You're welcome.
ReplyDeleteAnd that Pa Kent panel? Made me spit tea. That's fantastic!
Is that a Doobie sticking out of Jonny Kent's mouth? Was it laced with crack? Man, that mofo was so high, he thought he could make lurve to a buzz saw! But we've all been there. There's a lesson here kids:
ReplyDeleteNever mix drugs and wood shop!
My Pa tested his invulnerability with a buzz saw twice! Unfortunately for him he wasn't invulnerable either time. Fortunately it was his hand and not his package.
ReplyDeleteWhat does it take to be a Hangin' Fudge Judge?
ReplyDeleteFudgeJudge is far too busy--- BEING DELICIOUS
ReplyDeleteShouldn't Pa Kent test his strength first? By lifting something insanely heavy with his .. member?
ReplyDeleteTHEN jump on the buzz saw.
If he manages both, THEN and only then can he claim invulnerability!
Whoa, Pa Kent is the man! Either I'm invulnerable or I'm a eunuch.
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