THE SEAMAN!
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Yeah, Artie. Everyone is totally interested in you and everything you do. You're sooooooo popular! *snort*
I don't think people would be interested in Aquaman if he was sodomizing a hermit crab.
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Well, Clark, don't worry. Those feelings are totally natural. You see, there comes a time in every boy's life when he starts to notice girls and begins growing hair where you would normally think hair has no business growing....
I can never read the phrase "I've had worse blows than that" without giggling.
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Not funny, but here's a bonus in-house ad I saw for the very first issue of Showcase. The companies always claim that the new book they're launching will usher in a new era, but this one actually did!
What exactly is THE SEAMAN swimming in?
ReplyDeleteIt *does* look like some very white "water" he's swimming in, doesn't it? I especially enjoy the shape of his headgear.... it's like they knew I'd be making a joke about it 50 years later and left me that little buried treasure for me to find!
ReplyDeleteI can't even come up with anything witty or snarky, because I'm too busy sniggering to myself.
ReplyDeleteGosh, these scans are just filthy!
School for Smoke-Eaters !!? Brilliant title! But what's it all about ? The mind truly boggles... Anyone read it that can clue me in?
ReplyDeleteSeeing the first appearance of The Seaman did, in fact, grip me with a strange feeling and briefly put me into a queer trance.
ReplyDeleteI'm better now.