Um.... Lana, you're talking about your parents' anniversary, right? I mean, it really isn't your anniversary, so I'm not sure why you're so wound up. I'm really afraid to look into this matter further, because I'm afraid I'll find out she sleeps in the same bed as her parents and her father still gives her baths on Wednesdays....
I'm equally surprised at how dangerous jaywalking in Smallville is. I mean, is there even a car on the street?
ReplyDeleteYou might get run over by a freckle-faced tyke on a tricycle. Those kids can be maniacs!
ReplyDeleteOr time traveling space aliens.
ReplyDeleteOr, worst of all, time traveling Jimmy Olsen on a tricycle.