I don't care how fast you are or how much time you're given, there are some things you simply can't do. Johnny Quick ain't no mathematician, so the only thing he should be able to do is figure out more quickly that he
can't solve the problem.
Barry Allen never pulled this crap, and he was actually a scientist...
Yes, but Barry Allen was actually cool.
ReplyDeleteThis is a perfect example of "a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing," since Johnny also happens to be providing the wrong answers.
ReplyDeleteWait. Is this Johnny at all? Surely the presence of a roulette wheel demands comparison to Tubby's figure!
Because he's fat.
Oh, I get it. Johnny's so fast that he can change the way probability works!
ReplyDeleteRecommended reading: The Eudaemonic Pie by Thomas Bass. It can be done, but it's a cheat, and involves computations that I think are specific to a given wheel.
ReplyDeleteTrue, but he did rely on a mathematical formula for his power.
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