Johnny Quick, the Scourge of PETA

I imagine cows still speak in hushed whispers of the day they were milked by Johnny Quick. At the very least, you are looking at one heck of a sore udder.

Welcome to all my new readers who googled "sore udder!"

NOTE: As one very alert reader pointed out in the comments, these "cows" have horns, which may mean they are bulls, which makes this panel even grosser than I had thought. EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!