I had expressions like that a couple of times...but I was actually in labor, so it was ok.
"I will not shame my birthright!!" will be heard issuing forth from the next public restroom stall I have to use.
Maybe he'd feel better if he'd finally take out those "spooky zombie eye" contacts he's been wearing since last Halloween. I bet his eyeballs hurt like a son of a bitch.
I had expressions like that a couple of times...but I was actually in labor, so it was ok.
ReplyDelete"I will not shame my birthright!!" will be heard issuing forth from the next public restroom stall I have to use.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he'd feel better if he'd finally take out those "spooky zombie eye" contacts he's been wearing since last Halloween. I bet his eyeballs hurt like a son of a bitch.
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