... I feel obliged to point out that, as cool and awesome as he was, Stilt-Man was never a giant. I mean, he was a tall guy, but he was on stilts. He didn't actually become a huge person, so how is he going toe-to-toe with Black Goliath?
Stilt-Man still rules! I forgive him! He loves me, I tell you! You just don't understand the good times we have!
Maybe they're fighting on a miniature set.
ReplyDeleteIf it made sense, it wouldn't be The Champions!
ReplyDeleteWarning:
ReplyDeleteCruelty ahead:
Anti stiltman facts:
Stiltman is...
dead.
Hmmmm...never thought about that before, but you're right. He should be this little weeny guy who's just waaaaaaaay up in the air. And Goliath would just have to take his thumb and finger and go..."plink" to knock him over.
ReplyDeleteWit, they're both dead now.
ReplyDeleteCould this fight be occuring in...
awesome heaven?
Explains the size thing.
I take singular delight in getting people to do Stilt-Man sketches when I go to conventions... Wilbur Day Forever!
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