The shoes are keen! They feel keen! And all the regular guys wear 'em! Don't you want to buy a pair or three?Okay, dude, back off the ugly little guy in the beanie. You and I both know he's never gonna be cool, so quit with the sales pitch before I call Child Protective Services.
You get the feeling that the red-haired kid is going to start hitting Beanie-Boy with a crowbar is he doesn't get some of those "cool" shoes? There does seem to be a bit of peer pressure going on here!
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