Madame, my job is to recognize celebrities.... that, and you are in the company of a walking, talking pile of orange rocks. It is a gift, Madame.
Actually, to be fair, this guy was meant to be a doofus. He has Sue and Johnny confused with Angie Dickinson and Mark Hamill. I just couldn't throw away my snarky comment.
But...but putting on pants and a shirt makes Ben just blend into the crowd! BLEND, I say!
ReplyDelete"This way please, Miss Dickinson, Mr. Hamill, and... er, the chauffeur from Hart to Hart is it--?"
ReplyDeleteBen couldn't get away with smoking a stogie in a restaurant these days, no matter whose company he was in.
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