It's a Stupid Commercial????

That's my A Christmas Story homage.... remember how upset Ralphie was when he discovered the Little Orphan Annie decoder was just an advertising gimmick? Well, he let Red Ryder off easy, because not only did Red slap his name on that eye-shootin'-out BB gun, he apparantly whored himself to RC Cola as well. Although I will tell you, RC goes mighty good with a Moon Pie...