The above narrative cracked me up for some reason. If I were to rewrite it today, I'd have to say "with all the energy rarely seen by typical American teenagers except when the
Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue comes out or they find out the new clerk at the liquor store doesn't check ID's...."
What the...? I HAVE teenagers! They have as much energy as tree sloths! And the rapacious apetites of a herd of wolverines.
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