tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1445236716513895247.post1250623394335079526..comments2023-11-30T02:39:02.047-06:00Comments on Comics Make No Sense: Character Hall of Fame - Stilt-ManAdam Barnetthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08573914395859734760noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1445236716513895247.post-26068381415028347242007-07-17T20:31:00.000-05:002007-07-17T20:31:00.000-05:00I've always wondered about the little people in th...I've always wondered about the little people in the streets below Stilt-Man as he strode through a city chasing Daredevil. Even as a kid.<BR/><BR/>But, he was awesome when I was a kid, so: <I>To hell with them!</I><BR/><BR/>Excerpts from *my* re-vamp of Stilt-Man:<BR/><BR/><I>Time for the High-Altitude Mosey!<BR/><BR/>HAHAHAAA! Fools! Bow before my Scurrilous Skip!<BR/><BR/>Lick *THIS* boot, Cur!<BR/><BR/>Behold! The Adamantium Jump Rope!<BR/><BR/>The Corn of Destiny!<BR/><BR/>I have a license from the Ministry to Silly Walk ALL OVER YOUR FACE!!<BR/><BR/>Now, watch in fear as I use my ULTIMATE STEP!!!</I><BR/><BR/>... then he'd do one of those breakdance spin on your back, legs flail around things. And buildings would suffer.<BR/><BR/>(I really should write a Stilt-Man comic...)<BR/><BR/>(Or stop thinking about him.)FoldedSouphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11132722776280407298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1445236716513895247.post-38662150777405726232007-07-17T16:09:00.000-05:002007-07-17T16:09:00.000-05:00He's got the Z-Ray? Awesome! That's like two bet...He's got the Z-Ray? Awesome! That's like two better than X-Rays! He's sure to be master of the world now.Captain Infinityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02043927506160341160noreply@blogger.com