Hey! Here's a contribution from our pal Robert Gillis from Superboy #80. As I understand it, Supergirl went back in time and met Superboy and then realized that, like all females, she was stupid and had poor judgment:
Now, I don't know if Supergirl is exaggerating, but if the adult Kal-El has her convinced that she is capable of committing an infraction that would warrant him banishing her from the entire planet.... well, this girl needs domestic violence counselling. And Superman is a jerk. Did I mention that today?
Here's a Facepalm Worthy Moment!(tm!):
From Crack Comics #43, we have the origin of the Red Torpedo. Notice that the General is holding an exact model of the future Red Torpedo's sub in his very hands.
By the end of the story, this exact sub has been built and assisted the Navy in ways described to the General by Jim Lockhart, who would become the Red Torpedo:
The fact that the General just can't quite put it together that a mysterious hero piloting a submarine that his former subordinate pitched to him is the Red Torpedo is.... well, I facepalmed. It happens when you read bad comics on purpose.
Here's a little slang that we don't use anymore, but we should:
I have no idea what it means, but if a kid said it, you know it was cool. It probably still is.
See you tomorrow!