I know they didn't mean this to be, but this is one of the most racist things I've ever read.
Let me set it up for you. Superboy and Clark Kent are split into two people by red kryptonite, just like in Superman III (yes, Hollywood will even recycle bad ideas). To hide from his evil alter-ego, Superboy tries to set up a new secret identity:
So, naturally, he decides to blend in with the local Native American tribe. A tribe who seems to think it's Native American Celebration Week year 'round:
It shame me never learn to speak properly, but everyone know that Native American biologically incapable of losing accent that make us sound like Bizarro!
Yes, me have so many children, one more not noticed! After all, my people have nothing better to do than procreate and drink fire water! You got-um any fire water?
They'll have to let me take weapons into school if I tell them it's part of tribal law!
Okay, #1, no school in the United States is going to let a child tote weapons in, tribal law or not. And #2, even if the school is run by overly-sensitive, politically-correct morons, wouldn't they require some type of authentication that it is a tribal law? I mean, that's a ticket to get out of anything. Me no can have homework, teacher! It tribal law! Me can not run laps, Coach! It tribal law! You have to let me shower with cheerleaders! It tribal law!
Shenanigans! No way will that work!
Well, Jumpin' Jimmy Swaggart on a pogo stick! There he is! They wouldn't let kids wear jeans to school in those days, but there's a bare-chested Native American kid with a quiver full of sharp projectile weapons!
This is why I never understood the educational system....