A Green Monkey is ALWAYS Worth Posting!

Busy though I be, I simply must post when Fantomah gets back on track, and has it ever!

YEAH!  Green monkeys are awesome!

Next, we see death by cattle:

Ya mess with the bull, ya gets the horns.  That's one to grow on!

And so is this:

Say, speaking of the free clinic:

Yeah, that's a tough one. And frankly, I'm a little surprised at the term "making love" being used in a comic from back in the day.  I didn't see them doing much more than basic spooning, so maybe dad is being just a bit...

Okay, there's no talking him down.  Sucks to be you, Koru!

See you tomorrow!

My Super Brain, Drugs, and the Metric System

Apparently, the qualifications for having a "super-brain," were a bit lower back in the day:

So we're supposed to get all weak in the knees because he correctly identified three people in uniform/costume?  Slow down, Wizard!  Let me catch my breath!  

And he even correctly identified himself. 

And now, a public service message from Fu Chang.... International Detective:

It's like every Afterschool Special I ever watched.

Meanwhile, let's check in on Sgt. Effin' Boyle...

Ten to one... or as we count here in the USA, three to one.  That Metric System gets a little complicated when you try to convert it to ours.

That reminds me... remember the Metric Marvels?

This was back in the day when we were going to convert to the Metric System.  The system itself was actually easy to grasp, but everyone insisted that you had to know the formulas to convert our current system to Metric and vice versa.  That involved a lot of math, and we as a culture just weren't going to do that.  Had they just said, "We're following the Metric System now," and switched everything, it probably would have worked out.  But some people just won't relax unless you're forced to do things the hard way.

Thusly:

See?  5/8th of a mile?  Screw you, Metric System!

Ah, memories.

See you tomorrow!

I Learned it by Watching YOU! Tuesday!

Know what I just finished reading?  Shut Up and Give Me the Mic by Dee Snider of "Twisted Sister" infamy.  I was never much of a fan, but the book is actually a great account of a world-famous rock star who would be destitute two years after his biggest successes.

And although Snider swears up and down he wasn't much for the drinking or the drugging, I thought it would be a good time to devote an entire day (courtesy of All-Flash Quarterly #4) to Fun with Out of Context Dialogue! (tm!) ... Recreational Pharmaceuticals Edition!:

And before you even ask... he wasn't.

Peer pressure is a terrible thing.  Just say NO, Jay!

That's right, kids!  Just run away from creepy old people and their pills and whatnot!

Yeah, that's a little out of place in the story, but I like the sound effects!  YEE-EEE! EEEEEEEEHHHH! YOOOOOOWWWW!

Careful, Jay... that's how it starts!

Daddy does like his pills.  I kind of admire his passion.

And now the daughter is on board.  Did we learn nothing from this?:

The classics never die.

See you tomorrow!