Okay, You Can Keep Your Weapons in Prison if You Promise to Behave Yourselves...

From Amazing Spider-Man #214.  This just drives me bananas:

These guys are in prison.  And not only are they sharing a cell, but they're wearing their costumes.  And these are guys whom everyone knows uses weapons in those costumes.  The Sandman's outfit enables him to mix different chemicals with his sand, and the Trapster... well, he relies exclusively on gimmicks, so it might be a good idea to make him lose the costume.

Worst. Prison. EVER.

But then along came Amazing #215, which gave us this infamous bit of Fun with Out of Context Artwork (tm!)

That's so notorious that it's commonly found on the 'Net, but you just can't ignore... that.

Meanwhile, here's something I found funny from Crazy Magazine #9: 

This has been spoofed more than once, but this one struck me as particularly funny.

See you tomorrow!

Big Wheels, Tuna Fish and Sexual Harassment... I Have the Greatest Blog Ever

Although I make it look easy, it's actually a bit of a process looking for cringeworthy things in comics.  Sometimes, it's a matter of reading several issues just to find that one panel.  It's like finding a needle in a haystack, or an episode of Modern Family that's actually funny.

But then, sometimes all you need is to check out the cover:

Wow.  And believe it or not, this is the second part of a two-part story arch with the Rocket Racer.    Because one terrible character isn't enough, we need to have a nemesis named after the tricycle I had as a child:

Meanwhile, let's check in on Helen and Frank:

Geez, Frank.  BOUNDARIES!

I've come upon some really early issues of Crazy Magazine.  My parents wouldn't let me read Mad Magazine, yet Crazy was okay for awhile.  I have no idea why.

Anyway, Crazy was very topical.  The issues from 1973 were full of Nixon jokes penned by none other than friend-to-the-blog Tony Isabella.  And they would also poke fun at popular ads of the day.

Charlie the Tuna doesn't get a lot TV time these days, but he was a common sight on the three networks we had back then.  We also changed the channels by walking up to the TV and turning a knob, but I digress.

Here's some interesting history of Charlie the Tuna:

And a look at a typical Starkist ad:

Anyway, the character has been around since the 1950's, so mad props.

Anyway, something that iconic (particularly one as odd about a fish who apparently wants to be killed and eaten) is ripe for parody.  Thusly: 

But WTH is with that second panel????  Wow!  Not that Crazy was the most politically correct publication, but that is one inflammatory slur.  If you can't read it, "Chollie" refers to ballet as "faggy type dances."

Yikes.  Just... yikes.  Another Cringeworthy Moment in Comics(tm!)

See you tomorrow!