The Wonder Woman TV Theme Sounds Awesome When Reading Sergeant Boyle Comics. I'm Just Saying.

Some of you folks may have noticed that I was pretty quiet about politics this election season.  Well, that was deliberate, not because there's anything wrong with talking about politics, but because I just didn't want to exert the energy into all the flaming.  But now that it's over, I will tell you that this country dodged a bullet recently.

No, not Romney.  The proposed Wonder Woman television show:

I forget who the actress is, but she was way to skinny to be an amazon.  She would be a spear-carrier for an amazon at best.

Sorry to get all opinionated on you, but it had to be said.  We as a nation avoided a very dark chapter in history.

Hey!  It's time for the Sergeant Boyle story from Pep Comics #2!

He's had that enemy soldier in a headlock for the past 45 minutes.  He just hasn't gotten around to killing him yet.  That's Sergeant Effin' Boyle!

Hand to hand combat to the death makes him purr like a cat:

He's Sergeant Effin' Boyle!

He can dodge bullets!

Wait.... why can he dodge bullets?

Oh.  I know why.

Because he's Sergeant Effin' Boyle!

Is that man behind you holding a gun to your back?

What?  Oh... yes, sir.

Does that in any way affect the credibility of your report?

No, sir.  That's just Sergeant Effin' Boyle!

He'll hop in your foxhole and clean house!

You know it's a serious beating when entire planets come flying out.

That's right, Dutchmen.  He's Sergeant Effin'... wait.  Dutchmen?

Weren't we fighting Germans?  I'm sure we were.  Why are we picking on the Dutch?

Oh, well.  I'm sure it's okay, because he's Sergeant Effin' Boyle.

Excitement?  But Sarge, don't you think it was exciting that you...

Oh, wait.  I see what you did there.

Well, played Sergeant Boyle.  Well played.

See you tomorrow!

Watch Out for the Dicks! And the Bulls! And Arm Your Children!

So check out the cover to Pep Comics #2 and tell me we aren't in for some good times:

Yowza!  Shooting, dissolving and entombing your foes all at once?  Why did anyone ever ef with the Shield?

I don't even get past the inside cover before I see this:

Yes, a "blank cartridge pistol," and if you can't read the tiny print it says "FINE FOR PROTECTION."

I live in Oklahoma.  We've had Concealed Carry for years and we're about to go to Open Carry.  I can say, with little reservation, that a blank pistol incapable of firing anything is ANTI-FINE FOR PROTECTION.  Nothing will get you killed quicker than brandishing an imitation weapon.

And isn't this comic meant for little kids?  This is really messed up. And it's so cheap!  For the cost of five comics, I could have had an imitation firearm?  Sold to ten year-old Adam!

Hey!  It's time for Fun with Out of Context Dialogue! (tm)! courtesy of Butch McLobster:

I'm going to send this one to Bully and see if he puts it on his blog.

See you tomorrow!