Superman's Boot-Kissing Battles!

Check out the cover to Superman #261:

This is either gonna be awesome, or a huge disappointment.

So, who is Star Sapphire?  Check out possibly the most useless origin recap ever:

Why does this happen sometimes?  I don't know and it apparently isn't at all important.

Anyhoo, Lois goes somewhere to do a story on Star Sapphire and...

Now why is Creepy McCreepypants asking Lois to pose in a costume?  Seriously, there is nothing of any journalistic value that would come of that.  Nice try, McCreepypants!

Hey!  It's time for some Fun with Out of Context Dialogue! (tm!)

HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!

And one things leads to another and...

Yeah!  Just what we were promised on the cover!  Awesome!

Okay, okay... I'm going to call a time-out here.  I try to keep things "PG-13" around this place and I'm not at all certain where things are going... but judging from Superman's facial expression, it's something he isn't very comfortable with either.  Let this be a lesson about... I don't know.  Something.

See you tomorrow!