Thursday, September 3, 2015

Superman vs. JUVENILE DELINQUENCY


It's Superman #151, a "VERY SPECIAL" Superman, because of the socially relevant subject matter:




That's right!  JUVENILE DELINQUENCY!


Those kids and their tomato-throwing hooliganism!

And look at what else they do!


A movie fan magazine???  And hey!  Do I see a pea-shooter?

That's it.  I'm calling the cops.


Hmmmm... well, hold on.  Anyone who gives Superman a hard time can't be all bad.

But Superman will not abide your youthful disrespect!


That's right!  He will banish your sassy behind to the deep reaches of space!

Or maybe...


He'll make you king of a living salad bar!  Or something.

Or.  OR!


Maybe he'll just make deformed...


... and appear in Hollywood movies!  THE HORROR!


Yes.  Terrorizing children into behaving is what it's all about.

See you tomorrow!

2 comments:

Smurfswacker said...

Interesting that in comics, just like in movies, most of the teenagers are pushing thirty.

Adam Barnett said...

Have you ever seen Reefer Madness? Those kids are all in their twenties, and to try and make them seem younger, all the adults are around 89 years old.