So we introduced the Excessively Impossibly Expository Dialogue (tm!) the other day, and contributor sPat is all over it with these dandies...
Maybe there's time to shield myself with this small dull child!
Dang! Why did I have to use up the small child on that falling pedestal?
Jimmy has the worst luck with stuff falling on him. Maybe Metropolis has some really lax building codes.
And here's a piano that falls slowly enough for two people to comment on it:
If I lived in Metropolis, I'd be afraid to leave the house.
Thanks again, sPat!
See you tomorrow!