And as we head into the weekend, let's check out more good times courtesy of contributor Robert Gillis!
From Action Comics #385. Superman has many amazing powers, but apparently super common sense ain't one of 'em. I mean, there's a sign right there. I don't care how big of an emergency this is, there's a sign right there saying "NO TOUCHIES!"
And of course, Supes does whatever Supes wants to do. Because Supes don't listen so well when it comes to receiving instructions, even those designed to keep you from hurting yourself.
And while I realize I'm harping on this, there was a sign right there saying not to use the time bubble. Heck, Supes probably put the time bubble there himself!
See, people like Supes are very gracious as long as they're above the rules that the rest of us have to follow, and then they fall apart when they run across a rule they can't get around.
Superman is such a tool. I really don't know why anyone over the age of 6 likes the character.
And let's add animal cruelty to his list, courtesy of Jimmy Olsen #4:
Let's follow that logic.
Problem: Animal is hungry.
Solution: Animal should be in a zoo.
Time frame for solution: The next time these guys "visit town."
Not that it's the sturdiest of cages, but the idea is to leave the cat imprisoned without food until these guys get around to shipping him to the zoo?
What a maroon. I always cheer for Lex Luthor. Always.
Thanks again, Robert! See you guys Monday!