Some of you folks may have noticed that I was pretty quiet about politics this election season. Well, that was deliberate, not because there's anything wrong with talking about politics, but because I just didn't want to exert the energy into all the flaming. But now that it's over, I will tell you that this country dodged a bullet recently.
No, not Romney. The proposed Wonder Woman television show:
I forget who the actress is, but she was way to skinny to be an amazon. She would be a spear-carrier for an amazon at best.
Sorry to get all opinionated on you, but it had to be said. We as a nation avoided a very dark chapter in history.
He's had that enemy soldier in a headlock for the past 45 minutes. He just hasn't gotten around to killing him yet. That's Sergeant Effin' Boyle!
Hand to hand combat to the death makes him purr like a cat:
He's Sergeant Effin' Boyle!
He can dodge bullets!
Wait.... why can he dodge bullets?
Oh. I know why.
Is that man behind you holding a gun to your back?
What? Oh... yes, sir.
Does that in any way affect the credibility of your report?
No, sir. That's just Sergeant Effin' Boyle!
He'll hop in your foxhole and clean house!
You know it's a serious beating when entire planets come flying out.
That's right, Dutchmen. He's Sergeant Effin'... wait. Dutchmen?
Weren't we fighting Germans? I'm sure we were. Why are we picking on the Dutch?
Oh, well. I'm sure it's okay, because he's Sergeant Effin' Boyle.
Excitement? But Sarge, don't you think it was exciting that you...
Oh, wait. I see what you did there.
Well, played Sergeant Boyle. Well played.
See you tomorrow!