From All-Flash Quarterly #7:
Men and women have strong yet polarized opinions regarding the literary value of the "Twilight" series...
Dang straight, you are.
From Pep #2, a little Fun with Out of Context Artwork! (tm!):
Hmmmmm... I'd feel a little less creepy about it if it weren't for the location of his left hand there and the expression on her face. Don't act like you don't see it. All we need are some quotation marks. Thusly:
Meanwhile at home: Connie and Kayo "talk things over."
See what I did there? It's a gift.
Hey! It's time for Fun with Out of Context Dialogue!:
See you tomorrow!