More of the Adam Addams story from All-Flash Quarterly #3, which gives us a bonus episode of "People Too Stupid to Live" at no extra charge, because comics gave you a lot for your dime back in the day:
The experiment YOU were working on? Remember that one? The one that created the Flash? That one that YOU were working on all by yourself? Do you ever wonder who the Flash is, because I have no idea!
And Jay doesn't help his own cause there....
That is a seriously stupid scientist. I can't believe they let him near chemicals, to be honest with you.
Anyway, Adam Addams is further proving his awesomeness by creating Centaurs....
.... which would be plenty cool by itself, but you know what would be dang awesome? Centaurs parachuting.
YEAH, baby! They don't call it "The Golden Age of Comics" for nuttin'!
The Flash quickly defeats the Centaurs because, awesome though they may be, they're still just guys with horse's legs. But what to do with them once you've caught them?
Hmmm... good point, officer. Can I borrow your revolver and directions to the nearest pasture?
And now... for the first time since our re-boot a CMNS MOMENT OF COMIC BOOK GREATNESS! (tm!):
This has been a CMNS MOMENT OF COMIC BOOK GREATNESS! (tm!)
See you tomorrow!