I shall avenge the murder of my parents. I shall become a creature of the night. I shall become.... a bat!
And one day....
I will fight Swamp Amoebas!
And be a matador of Ram-Beasts!
And fight criminals with blood-curdling weapons like big-ass cameras!
And big-ass tires!
In Batman's defense, I can tell you big-ass tractor tires are very heavy and would actually make very good weapons if you can get them rolling. I was raised in Oklahoma, you know. We know about things like big-ass tractor tires.
The Comics Code really did a number on comics, didn't they?
See you tomorrow!
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"The ram-beast! It smashes down anything in its path!"
"I've got an idea! Quick -- Get out of its path!"
Gee, Batman, what a brilliant plan. However did you come up with that one?
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