Detective Comics: The Adventures of Batman, the Caped Crusader....
.... and Robin, Batman's Human Shield.
Don't worry, Judge Logan. You're in safe hands. The Phantom would never try anything with Robin and me here to...
.... well, crap.
Here's a lesson all of us comic book nerds learned at one time or another:
a) Never blind trade, and
b) It's always a risk to trade comics with girls. Girls like crappy things. How else do you explain Sex and the City and Twilight?
See you tomorrow!